some funny expressions that were said this past week

** booty text (sending someone a text message that's like, "please pick me up now. so drunk")

** undercover gay (one of my friends said this when they meant "closet gay")

** it's all just ceremony. (said in the context of us getting up at a restaurant and putting our coats on, even though we were just going next door.)

** i'm not falling. i'm floating. (no kidding!)

** you can't really plan public sex. (oh really?)

** do girls like to get flowers? (duh!)