hide and seek

conrad, anna and i went to see hide and seek last night -- the new m. night shyamylan's movie. this was after fon-lin fucking got electrocuted during knife skills practice. i heard her screaming, and i thought she was fucking around. i ran over to the door and there she was on the ground, her eyes close and puffy looking. i was scared shitless. as we gathered our wits, we waited for fon-lin to be picked up and taken home.

still in a daze, we left anna's place and headed toward the movie theater. what the fuck just happened? i can't believe she got electrocuted. jesus christ!!!

so perfectly and naturally it seems -- we went to a horror flick. we met up with conrad, one of the many adorably underage kids in fxxxing lion and the fugue.

anyhoo, this movie has dakota fanning in it -- more like dakota freaky fawning. she is so creepy in this movie. and so very underage. ick. but you know who isn't underage in this movie? elizabeth shue. her boobs were so big that i thought they were actually a prop or a character of their own. it was amazing and distracting. the three of us couldn't stop gawking every time they entered the screen. i was gasping and giggling at the same time. this movie was like a dark comedy. a really bad dark comedy. tsk tsk. but we all had a pretty good laugh, didn't we? yes, yes we did.