who is jinners? why do you come here? and why do you hang around? ...it was just to see, just to see all the things you knew, i'd written about you... oh so many illustrations... jinners is my nickname... hopefully in an affectionate sorta way. Still here? Read more about me. shout it out: missjinners AT gmail DOT com the meaning of jin 
jinners web profiles** twitter** myspace ** imeem ** haystack on the moon music        OTMM is my artist management and music marketing and promotion consulting firm, founded in 2003. i am the momager: dirty on purpose, gabby glaser, cheeseburger, Artanker Convoy, the end of the world, neckbeard telecaster and purse snatchers. maybe more in the near future. Read this interview I did with The Deli Magazine about artist management. after the jump fest:
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my life in flickr
music on the internerdhere are some radio stations for you to check out if you feel like hanging yourself at work. trust that it will cheer you the fuck up.kcrw kexp radio indie pop woxy indie 103.1
Artist Tour Dates on Songkickplease impress me with your database of quotes
friends who blogafter the jump bloggersbloggers who delightmags + misc
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they don't have any of mine in there? damn, i got some choice lines.
"do i know you from porn?"
"was that you that i was following home from work last week?"
"hi, nice to meet you. oh, i'm sorry...my hands usually aren't covered in blood. let me wipe that off first"
"wow, you look just like a girl that beat me up last year! and believe you me, there are dozens of them"
"hi there. between you, me, and the wall, i cry when i masturbate."
"can you believe i just pissed myself for the second time today! jesus! the first time i was in a meeting and couldn't really leave, but the second time was just pure laziness. total fuckin laziness."
i use these all the time. i rotate them, of course, so they don't get stale, but i always have one in the barrel and ready to fire. in case you're wondering, they work on guys too!
my favorite: does this cloth smell like chloroform?
that's some choice stuff there. my old favorite is the one that goes: "my, that tie looks very becoming on you. if i were on you, i'd be coming too."
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