last night at the oxford collapse/mommy and daddy show, i learned that...
1) drummers are amazing and fun to watch.
2) cat head masks on stage are fun, too.
3) the most exciting part of sex for a man is the handjob and the first few moments of entry...
4) ...mostly because guys have to think about other nonsexual things in order not to come during sex. is this really true?
5) oxford collapse have gotten much catchier.
6) mommy and daddy's song franconia road is very very sexy.
posted by jinners @ 10:04 AM
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4) it could certianly be argued that this is true, but i think we all would like to know more specifically how you came by these little tidbits of information during the show :)
i like how 'handjob' is now considered a given attribute of sexual congress.
oh i guess it is a strange thing to say i learned it at the show, but i was talking with someone about how it was cool that they were married and settled down with one girl. they in turn told me that they had gotten their ya-yas out when they were younger, and they just realized sex and getting laid with as many people as possible wasn't a big deal or very rewarding, elaborating that the best part of sex was the very beginning anyways -- better to build a relationship, blah blah blah.
i'm a girl who's considered one of the guys, so these kinds of tidbits of information come my way quite often.
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