new "spam" slang

ok here's another edition of new slang. yes, it's another from the jeddster. here's his email to me this morning...


I keep getting these 3 word spam subject lines so I am going to start keeping track of them and make a spam speak dictionary for myself. Here are four from this morning and then the one from the other day plus my translations of what they mean....

I am nodular = I'm sleepy
I go columnar = I'm heading inside
Be go collapsible = Get out of my face
He my seething = I can't stand him
On my barney = I swear on my best friend's life