LinkedIn To Dan Kennedy

My friend Lauren sent me this link to a McSweeney's piece on LinkedIn by Dan Kennedy. So funny! My favorite one is:

"Since you are a person who has blocked my iChat instant messages and is apparently acting like you can't receive e-mail from me, I'd like to say that I've forgotten completely about adding you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Read the piece here.

Or make up your own in the comments!