april fools!

the age old holiday of april fool's day is coming up this sunday. have you got your hoaxes in check? admittedly, i have never really pulled a hoax. in high school, i was the editor in chief of our newspaper, and we tried in vain to produce an april fool's edition of the paper. the principal (jerkface) censored us because in our club news section, we had the "caucasian awareness club" and he thought people would be too offended by it. bollocks. in turn, i wrote an editorial for the local paper about how we got censored, and the principal didn't talk to me again after that. he didn't acknowledge me at graduation, didn't even shake my hand. i am happy to say he left our high school a few years after i graduated. karma, people! believe it! read about the top 100 april fool's day hoaxes of all time.