quizzes

which happy bunny are you?
(kiss my ass happy bunny!)

which cute or possibly strange kitten are you?
(overly sleepy kitten!)

what kind of Sixties person are you?
(go-go girl!)

what kind of kiss are you?
(surprise!)

what's your deepest secret?
(uh, apparently i am legally married to a woodchuck.)

are you his bi-yatch?
(85 -- i am a meanie, aka the boss of him. yow.)

things you swore you'd never do but now are!
(44% aging hypocrite. fuckers.)

who's my ideal *NSYNC sex partner?
(jc -- but i dono't know what that says about me.)

how sexy are you?
(sexy but a tad timid. fuckers.)

are you a whore?
(39, slut, i'm normal, woo hoo!)

he or she? visual quiz
(12 out of 16)

who's your inner singer-songwriter?
(ew, i'm vanessa carlton)

test your strokes IQ
(i got to the million ... after a few tries, bwahahaha)

what alias character are you?
(i'm sloan, cruel & heartless)

what's your reality show?
(i got the real world)

what's your inner european?
(i am a parisian, oui oui)

why will i go to hell?
(shameful online rpg)

what's your writing style?
(romantic writer)

which goonies character are you?
(i am data, go figure!)

how dumb are you?
(i am "thick as shit" -- wtf?)

how drunk are you?
(i am a chunder monkey, whatever that is.)

how british are you?
(i got 45%, like Catherine Zeta-Jones -- wait, she's british?)

what '80s fashion are you?
(i got costume jewelry, as in madonna in desperately seeking susan. that's not too bad.)

are you an online test addict?
(caveat: this test is way too long!
i got 18%, slightly addicted)

which s-k girl are you?
(i got janet weiss)

which winona are you?
(i got charlotte from mermaids)

which cure song are you?
(i got "a forest")

who's your indie rock bf?
(i got jules)

how indie are you?
(apparently, i am an indie snob, but NOT a hipster -- see below)

are you a hipster?
(i am not. score: 57%)

what career should u pursue?
(i got yellow interest & blue style, let me tell you now, that's BS)

how much sex do you need?
(um there's definitely something wrong with this quiz...)

what sort of weirdo are you?
(i am not a weirdo. whew.)

sex toy quiz?
(i got 75%)