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  • 1st December
    2011
  • 01

Tis the season for giving. “All I Want For Christmas” is playing all over the effin radio. And what do we want? YOU, at this special benefit for The Stiller Foundation (yep, founded by Ben Stiller) presented by two of my favorite funny ladies — Arden Myrin and Lisa deLarios aka THE PARTY MACHINE at the Bell House. The Stiller Foundation is a wonderful charity that promotes the education and well-being of children around the world. They helped build schools in Haiti after that terrible earthquake disaster (schools like the one pictured above). 

THE PARTY MACHINE HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR BENEFIT
Holiday Spectacular will Benefit The Stiller Foundation

Thursday, December 8
8pm Doors
$10 adv / $15 dos
Purchase tickets 

Hosted by
ARDEN MYRIN & LISA DELARIOS

Featuring:
MICHAEL SHOWALTER
BOBBY TISDALE
SETH HERZOG
ANA GASTEYER
COLIN QUINN
ADIRA AMRAM

PLUS
ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER (THE FIERY FURNACES)

AND
MORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

  • 7th April
    2011
  • 07
BROOKLYN <3 JAPAN:A Brooklyn Benefit for Japan Disaster Relief (Night Two) featuringWYATT CENAC (Daily Show with Jon Stewart)KRISTEN SCHAAL (Hot Tub, Bob’s Burgers, Flight of the Conchords)MIKE DOUGHTY (of Soul Coughing)KURT BRAUNOHLER (Hot Tub)TIM HARRINGTON (“Beardo”/Les Savy Fav)ARDEN MYRIN (The Party Machine/Chelsea Lately)HARD NIPS (from Japan)THE SUZAN (from Japan)HOST: LIAM MCENEANEY (Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!)DJ AARON LACRATEFriday, April 15, 2011@ The Bell House 149 7th St, Brooklyn, NYhttp://thebellhouseny.com7pm doors / 8pm show$15 Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3607175We cannot express how shocked and saddened we are to hear that northern Japan has been hit with another earthquake today — this time a 7.4 magnitude earthquake — and to make matters worse, there is yet another tsunami warning in place. Some more heartbreaking facts: as of today April 7, 2011, 10AM Japan local time: the official count of recovered bodies are at 12,596. The list of persons missing from the disaster now stands at 14,727. An estimated 350,000 are reportedly homeless from the devastation caused by the Japanese tsunami and 9.0 magnitude earthquake earlier this month. Our hearts have been hurting thinking about this tragedy, and we’ve put together a two-part benefit to raise funds to help the disaster relief effort in Japan. 100% of the ticket sales and silent auction sales will benefit GlobalGiving.org, a charity that is currently disbursing funds to organizations providing relief and emergency services to victims of the earthquake and tsunami. The funds will directly help survivors and victims with recovery efforts. http://www.globalgiving.org/projects/japan-earthquake-tsunami-relief/Thanks to everyone who helped make Night One on April 5th a huge success — raising nearly $9,000. Let’s double that number for Night Two on April 15th!We’ve joined forces with other local Brooklyn businesses to help raise more money at both events through a silent auction, including hundreds of dollars worth of gift certificates from Union Hall, Bell House, Floyd, Maxwell’s, Prime Meats, Fonda, Insound, Pongo Power and Three Kings Tattoo. Also contributing items to the silent auction are Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen (a pair of tickets to see the show), Sub Pop Records packages, autographed Nada Surf and Chromeo posters, autographed SNL script, Comedy Central Records gift bag, Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film poster autographed by entire cast, Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild gift package, autographed Lewis Black merchandise, autographed Mumford & Sons posters, autographed Two Door Cinema Club CDs and much more! (Did we mention an autographed Jonas Bros card?)Please join us for a second night of wonderful music and comedy at the Bell House in Brooklyn!

BROOKLYN <3 JAPAN:
A Brooklyn Benefit for Japan Disaster Relief (Night Two) featuring
WYATT CENAC (Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
KRISTEN SCHAAL (Hot Tub, Bob’s Burgers, Flight of the Conchords)
MIKE DOUGHTY (of Soul Coughing)
KURT BRAUNOHLER (Hot Tub)
TIM HARRINGTON (“Beardo”/Les Savy Fav)
ARDEN MYRIN (The Party Machine/Chelsea Lately)
HARD NIPS (from Japan)
THE SUZAN (from Japan)
HOST: LIAM MCENEANEY (Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!)
DJ AARON LACRATE

Friday, April 15, 2011
@ The Bell House
149 7th St, Brooklyn, NY
http://thebellhouseny.com
7pm doors / 8pm show

$15 Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3607175

We cannot express how shocked and saddened we are to hear that northern Japan has been hit with another earthquake today — this time a 7.4 magnitude earthquake — and to make matters worse, there is yet another tsunami warning in place.

Some more heartbreaking facts: as of today April 7, 2011, 10AM Japan local time: the official count of recovered bodies are at 12,596. The list of persons missing from the disaster now stands at 14,727. An estimated 350,000 are reportedly homeless from the devastation caused by the Japanese tsunami and 9.0 magnitude earthquake earlier this month.

Our hearts have been hurting thinking about this tragedy, and we’ve put together a two-part benefit to raise funds to help the disaster relief effort in Japan. 100% of the ticket sales and silent auction sales will benefit GlobalGiving.org, a charity that is currently disbursing funds to organizations providing relief and emergency services to victims of the earthquake and tsunami. The funds will directly help survivors and victims with recovery efforts.
http://www.globalgiving.org/projects/japan-earthquake-tsunami-relief/

Thanks to everyone who helped make Night One on April 5th a huge success — raising nearly $9,000. Let’s double that number for Night Two on April 15th!

We’ve joined forces with other local Brooklyn businesses to help raise more money at both events through a silent auction, including hundreds of dollars worth of gift certificates from Union Hall, Bell House, Floyd, Maxwell’s, Prime Meats, Fonda, Insound, Pongo Power and Three Kings Tattoo. Also contributing items to the silent auction are Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen (a pair of tickets to see the show), Sub Pop Records packages, autographed Nada Surf and Chromeo posters, autographed SNL script, Comedy Central Records gift bag, Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film poster autographed by entire cast, Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild gift package, autographed Lewis Black merchandise, autographed Mumford & Sons posters, autographed Two Door Cinema Club CDs and much more! (Did we mention an autographed Jonas Bros card?)

Please join us for a second night of wonderful music and comedy at the Bell House in Brooklyn!

  • 29th March
    2011
  • 29
BKLYN &lt;3 JAPANA Brooklyn Benefit for Japan Disaster ReliefAn estimated 350,000 are reportedly homeless from the devastation caused by the Japanese tsunami and 9.0 magnitude earthquake earlier this month. Over 10,000 are confirmed dead, and another 17,000 more are reported missing, according to the United Nations. Our hearts have been hurting thinking about this tragedy, and we&#8217;ve put together a two-part benefit to raise funds to help the disaster relief effort in Japan. 100% of the ticket and silent auction sales will benefit GlobalGiving, a charity that is currently disbursing funds to organizations providing relief and emergency services to victims of the earthquake and tsunami. The funds will directly help survivors and victims with recovery efforts.http://www.globalgiving.org/projects/japan-earthquake-tsunami-reliefJoin us for two nights of wonderful music and comedy at the Bell House in Brooklyn. We would appreciate your help in getting the word out there about this benefit by posting, tweeting and/or facebooking the flyer and information on the shows. Thanks in advance for your help!TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011RA RA RIOTSEAN BONESDIAMONDSNAKETODD BARRY (Louis, Flight of the Conchords)EUGENE MIRMAN (Bob&#8217;s Burgers, Delocated)HOST: LIAM MCENEANEY (Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!)DJ ANNIE HART (AU REVOIR SIMONE)DJ BAIO (VAMPIRE WEEKEND)FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2011WYATT CENAC (Daily Show with Jon Stewart)KRISTEN SCHAAL (Hot Tub, Bob&#8217;s Burgers, Flight of the Conchords)MIKE DOUGHTY (of Soul Coughing)KURT BRAUNOHLER (Hot Tub)TIM HARRINGTON (&#8220;Beardo&#8221;/Les Savy Fav)ARDEN MYRIN (The Party Machine/Chelsea Lately)HARD NIPS (from Japan)THE SUZAN (from Japan)HOST: LIAM MCENEANEY (Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!)DJ AARON LACRATETickets are $15 each show / $25 for both showsApril 5: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=3607085April 15: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=3607175 We&#8217;ve also joined forces with other local Brooklyn businesses to help raise more money at the events through a silent auction, including hundreds of dollars worth of gift certificates from Union Hall, Floyd, Frankies 457, Prime Meats, Bogota Bistro and Fonda. Also contributing items to the silent auction are Bravo&#8217;s Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen (a pair of tix to see the show), a signed Les Savy Fav skateboard from French Kiss Records, autographed copies of Stephen Colbert&#8217;s I Am America and Steve Martin&#8217;s An Object of Beauty.

BKLYN <3 JAPAN
A Brooklyn Benefit for Japan Disaster Relief

An estimated 350,000 are reportedly homeless from the devastation caused by the Japanese tsunami and 9.0 magnitude earthquake earlier this month. Over 10,000 are confirmed dead, and another 17,000 more are reported missing, according to the United Nations. Our hearts have been hurting thinking about this tragedy, and we’ve put together a two-part benefit to raise funds to help the disaster relief effort in Japan. 100% of the ticket and silent auction sales will benefit GlobalGiving, a charity that is currently disbursing funds to organizations providing relief and emergency services to victims of the earthquake and tsunami. The funds will directly help survivors and victims with recovery efforts.

http://www.globalgiving.org/projects/japan-earthquake-tsunami-relief

Join us for two nights of wonderful music and comedy at the Bell House in Brooklyn.

We would appreciate your help in getting the word out there about this benefit by posting, tweeting and/or facebooking the flyer and information on the shows. Thanks in advance for your help!

TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011
RA RA RIOT
SEAN BONES
DIAMONDSNAKE
TODD BARRY (Louis, Flight of the Conchords)
EUGENE MIRMAN (Bob’s Burgers, Delocated)
HOST: LIAM MCENEANEY (Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!)
DJ ANNIE HART (AU REVOIR SIMONE)
DJ BAIO (VAMPIRE WEEKEND)

FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2011
WYATT CENAC (Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
KRISTEN SCHAAL (Hot Tub, Bob’s Burgers, Flight of the Conchords)
MIKE DOUGHTY (of Soul Coughing)
KURT BRAUNOHLER (Hot Tub)
TIM HARRINGTON (“Beardo”/Les Savy Fav)
ARDEN MYRIN (The Party Machine/Chelsea Lately)
HARD NIPS (from Japan)
THE SUZAN (from Japan)
HOST: LIAM MCENEANEY (Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!)
DJ AARON LACRATE


Tickets are $15 each show / $25 for both shows

April 5: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3607085

April 15: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3607175
 
We’ve also joined forces with other local Brooklyn businesses to help raise more money at the events through a silent auction, including hundreds of dollars worth of gift certificates from Union Hall, Floyd, Frankies 457, Prime Meats, Bogota Bistro and Fonda. Also contributing items to the silent auction are Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen (a pair of tix to see the show), a signed Les Savy Fav skateboard from French Kiss Records, autographed copies of Stephen Colbert’s I Am America and Steve Martin’s An Object of Beauty.

  • 3rd February
    2011
  • 03
WONDER TWINS PRESENT  MY SO CALLED PROM (&amp; BENEFIT)
Saturday, February 5@ The Bell House (149&#160;7th St, Brooklyn)F, G, R to 4th Ave &amp; 9th St station 9pm doors
$12 adv / $15 dosPurchase advance tickets here.
P.S. This poster was designed by the amazing and awesome Heather D. Fuck yeah!
Forget the pastel satin gowns, corsets,  and penguin suits, this is the real prom you never had. Don your finest grunge apparel (fishnets, Doc  Martens, flannels, ripped jeans, Converse, unwashed hair, and insane  amounts of eyeliner are all encouraged) and prepare for a night of  dancing like you&#8217;re an extra in the Smells Like Teen Spirit video. The Bayside Tigers will be doing TWO special live all-grunge cover sets (expect Smashing  Pumpkins, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and SO much more) with DJ irockiroll to  keep you pogo dancing before, after, and in between in the performance  space and DJ Mr. F spinning 90s pop and hip hop in the front lounge.  See, you CAN have it all! Each admission comes with one free drink and $3 of each ticket will be donated to the Coalition for the Homeless to help fight homelessness in NYC. Angela Chase would be proud.

WONDER TWINS PRESENT
MY SO CALLED PROM
(& BENEFIT)

Saturday, February 5
@ The Bell House (149 7th St, Brooklyn)
F, G, R to 4th Ave & 9th St station
9pm doors

$12 adv / $15 dos
Purchase advance tickets here.

P.S. This poster was designed by the amazing and awesome Heather D. Fuck yeah!

Forget the pastel satin gowns, corsets, and penguin suits, this is the real prom you never had. Don your finest grunge apparel (fishnets, Doc Martens, flannels, ripped jeans, Converse, unwashed hair, and insane amounts of eyeliner are all encouraged) and prepare for a night of dancing like you’re an extra in the Smells Like Teen Spirit video.

The Bayside Tigers will be doing TWO special live all-grunge cover sets (expect Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and SO much more) with DJ irockiroll to keep you pogo dancing before, after, and in between in the performance space and DJ Mr. F spinning 90s pop and hip hop in the front lounge. See, you CAN have it all!

Each admission comes with one free drink and $3 of each ticket will be donated to the Coalition for the Homeless to help fight homelessness in NYC.

Angela Chase would be proud.