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  • 3rd May
    2011
  • 03
hundredaire: Hundredaire Matchmaker – the dating show where singles meet singles rolling in singles - returns this June to Union Hall with our special All-Firefighter Bachelors edition. HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER: FIREFIGHTER EDITIONMonday, June 13that Union Hall - 702 Union Street, btwn 5th & 6th Aves., in Brooklyn8:00pm * $7.00For tickets and information go to: www.unionhallny.com On June 13th, two lucky ladies will have ten rugged, handsome firefighters competing for the chance to date them.  All live, on-stage, in front of an audience of even more singles!  All hosted by comedian Liam McEneaney (Comedy Central, Showtime, VH1). And you could be part of the fun! Are you a single lady looking for her knight on a long red steed, with a fire burning in her heart? Or are you a single FDNY fireman, looking to cool down a hot lady with your long firehose of… um… okay, there’s no way to end this question without coming out wrong. And remember, ladies, there will be eight of New York’s Bravest (And Most Eligible) going home alone after the show, so even if you don’t compete, just showing up means you still might win! If you’re an interested lady who wants the chance to have ten of NYC’s bravest compete,  simply e-mail 100matchmaker@gmail.com with a CURRENT PICTURE and the answers to these questions: *NAME:* OCCUPATION:* FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY:* CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR* FINISH THIS SENTENCE:  “Oh my my, I need a big strong fireman, because there’s a fire burning in my _______________________” If you’re an interested firefighter, send a CURRENT PICTURE to  100matchmaker@gmail.com, along with the answers to these questions: * NAME:* COMPANY:* WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE A LADY ON A FIRST DATE?* WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO YOU ON THE JOB? See you there!

hundredaire:

Hundredaire Matchmaker – the dating show where singles meet singles rolling in singles - returns this June to Union Hall with our special All-Firefighter Bachelors edition.
 
HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER: FIREFIGHTER EDITION
Monday, June 13th
at Union Hall - 702 Union Street, btwn 5th & 6th Aves., in Brooklyn
8:00pm * $7.00
For tickets and information go to: www.unionhallny.com
 
On June 13th, two lucky ladies will have ten rugged, handsome firefighters competing for the chance to date them.  All live, on-stage, in front of an audience of even more singles!  All hosted by comedian Liam McEneaney (Comedy Central, Showtime, VH1).
 
And you could be part of the fun! Are you a single lady looking for her knight on a long red steed, with a fire burning in her heart? Or are you a single FDNY fireman, looking to cool down a hot lady with your long firehose of… um… okay, there’s no way to end this question without coming out wrong.
 
And remember, ladies, there will be eight of New York’s Bravest (And Most Eligible) going home alone after the show, so even if you don’t compete, just showing up means you still might win!
 
If you’re an interested lady who wants the chance to have ten of NYC’s bravest compete,  simply e-mail 100matchmaker@gmail.com with a CURRENT PICTURE and the answers to these questions:
 
*NAME:
* OCCUPATION:
* FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY:
* CHEAP ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DATE ACTIVITY YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR
* FINISH THIS SENTENCE:  “Oh my my, I need a big strong fireman, because there’s a fire burning in my _______________________”
 
If you’re an interested firefighter, send a CURRENT PICTURE to  100matchmaker@gmail.com, along with the answers to these questions:
 
* NAME:
* COMPANY:
* WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE A LADY ON A FIRST DATE?
* WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO YOU ON THE JOB?
 
See you there!

  • 11th February
    2011
  • 11
hundredaire: HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER RETURNSMonday, February 21st at 8:00pmat The Bell House149 7th Street (btwn. 2nd & 3rd Aves.)Gowanus, Brooklyn - F/G to Smith & 9th  You’re poor, you’re single, and you live with three of your closest frienemies in a two-bedroom Brooklyn apartment. And you are, surprise surprise, single as hell. Well friend, you have two choices. You can spend another evening curled up with your MacBook enjoying the warm glow of Pornhub.  Or you can throw on your classiest graphic t-shirt, dump your coin collection out of that Cafe Bustelo can and into a Coinstar machine, and join Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox at The Bell House for another edition of HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER.Yes, it’s the dating show that matches real singles rolling with singles; where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.. Last month, we paired a Bear Jew with a sex store clerk and a Karate Kid with some drunk-ass makeout sessions. You may have heard about us on NPR’s Morning Edition, or read about us in The NY Press, and in the Park Slope Patch. We were also covered on the evening news in NYC and China. Yes, Chinese national TV!FELLAS: Finally, your chance to have women out of your league compete for your affections, even though you are pretty much broke.LADIES:  Our Hundredaires will BUY YOU A DRINK, with real money not foodstamps, because you can’t buy booze with foodstamps unless the guy who works at your bodega is cool.Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim - fellas and ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to 100matchmaker@gmail.com with this info:* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)* CURRENT PICTURE* WHAT WAS YOUR BEST DATE EXPERIENCE* WHAT WAS YOUR WORST DATE EXPERIENCE* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN YOUR IDEAL MANGuys, IF YOU GET PICKED, we will ask you to create a 2-minute video to be played at the show,  explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!All entries must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.Entries will be posted on our website: www.hundredaire.tumblr.com, but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not  

hundredaire:

HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER RETURNS
Monday, February 21st at 8:00pm
at The Bell House
149 7th Street (btwn. 2nd & 3rd Aves.)
Gowanus, Brooklyn - F/G to Smith & 9th 

You’re poor, you’re single, and you live with three of your closest frienemies in a two-bedroom Brooklyn apartment. And you are, surprise surprise, single as hell. Well friend, you have two choices. You can spend another evening curled up with your MacBook enjoying the warm glow of Pornhub.
 
Or you can throw on your classiest graphic t-shirt, dump your coin collection out of that Cafe Bustelo can and into a Coinstar machine, and join Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox at The Bell House for another edition of HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER.

Yes, it’s the dating show that matches real singles rolling with singles; where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.. Last month, we paired a Bear Jew with a sex store clerk and a Karate Kid with some drunk-ass makeout sessions.

You may have heard about us on NPR’s Morning Edition, or read about us in The NY Press, and in the Park Slope Patch. We were also covered on the evening news in NYC and China. Yes, Chinese national TV!

FELLAS: Finally, your chance to have women out of your league compete for your affections, even though you are pretty much broke.
LADIES:  Our Hundredaires will BUY YOU A DRINK, with real money not foodstamps, because you can’t buy booze with foodstamps unless the guy who works at your bodega is cool.

Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim - fellas and ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to 100matchmaker@gmail.com with this info:
* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)
* CURRENT PICTURE
* WHAT WAS YOUR BEST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT WAS YOUR WORST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN YOUR IDEAL MAN

Guys, IF YOU GET PICKED, we will ask you to create a 2-minute video to be played at the show,  explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!

All entries must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.
Entries will be posted on our website: www.hundredaire.tumblr.com, but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not