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  • 22nd January
    2012
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I Heart Nerds Speed Dating and Singles Night! ~ No Cover to Mingle ~ $5 for Speed Dating Hello Nerd Lovers! Exciting news — I Heart Nerds is reborn in 2012 at Bar 4 in Brooklyn on Thursday, Feb 9! We’ll be playing indie rock and some fun favorites to inspire nerd romance. There will also be a speed dating session with limited spaces. Please RSVP to heartspeeddating@gmail.com ahead of time with your full name and whether you are male or female to reserve your spot! Spaces are limited, and will fill up quickly! Speed dating will cost $5, but it will be free to mingle!

I Heart Nerds Speed Dating and Singles Night!

~ No Cover to Mingle ~ $5 for Speed Dating

Hello Nerd Lovers! Exciting news — I Heart Nerds is reborn in 2012 at Bar 4 in Brooklyn on Thursday, Feb 9! We’ll be playing indie rock and some fun favorites to inspire nerd romance. There will also be a speed dating session with limited spaces. Please RSVP to heartspeeddating@gmail.com ahead of time with your full name and whether you are male or female to reserve your spot! Spaces are limited, and will fill up quickly! Speed dating will cost $5, but it will be free to mingle!

  • 27th October
    2011
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  • 11th February
    2011
  • 11
hundredaire: HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER RETURNSMonday, February 21st at 8:00pmat The Bell House149 7th Street (btwn. 2nd & 3rd Aves.)Gowanus, Brooklyn - F/G to Smith & 9th  You’re poor, you’re single, and you live with three of your closest frienemies in a two-bedroom Brooklyn apartment. And you are, surprise surprise, single as hell. Well friend, you have two choices. You can spend another evening curled up with your MacBook enjoying the warm glow of Pornhub.  Or you can throw on your classiest graphic t-shirt, dump your coin collection out of that Cafe Bustelo can and into a Coinstar machine, and join Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox at The Bell House for another edition of HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER.Yes, it’s the dating show that matches real singles rolling with singles; where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.. Last month, we paired a Bear Jew with a sex store clerk and a Karate Kid with some drunk-ass makeout sessions. You may have heard about us on NPR’s Morning Edition, or read about us in The NY Press, and in the Park Slope Patch. We were also covered on the evening news in NYC and China. Yes, Chinese national TV!FELLAS: Finally, your chance to have women out of your league compete for your affections, even though you are pretty much broke.LADIES:  Our Hundredaires will BUY YOU A DRINK, with real money not foodstamps, because you can’t buy booze with foodstamps unless the guy who works at your bodega is cool.Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim - fellas and ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to 100matchmaker@gmail.com with this info:* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)* CURRENT PICTURE* WHAT WAS YOUR BEST DATE EXPERIENCE* WHAT WAS YOUR WORST DATE EXPERIENCE* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN YOUR IDEAL MANGuys, IF YOU GET PICKED, we will ask you to create a 2-minute video to be played at the show,  explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!All entries must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.Entries will be posted on our website: www.hundredaire.tumblr.com, but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not  

hundredaire:

HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER RETURNS
Monday, February 21st at 8:00pm
at The Bell House
149 7th Street (btwn. 2nd & 3rd Aves.)
Gowanus, Brooklyn - F/G to Smith & 9th 

You’re poor, you’re single, and you live with three of your closest frienemies in a two-bedroom Brooklyn apartment. And you are, surprise surprise, single as hell. Well friend, you have two choices. You can spend another evening curled up with your MacBook enjoying the warm glow of Pornhub.
 
Or you can throw on your classiest graphic t-shirt, dump your coin collection out of that Cafe Bustelo can and into a Coinstar machine, and join Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox at The Bell House for another edition of HUNDREDAIRE MATCHMAKER.

Yes, it’s the dating show that matches real singles rolling with singles; where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.. Last month, we paired a Bear Jew with a sex store clerk and a Karate Kid with some drunk-ass makeout sessions.

You may have heard about us on NPR’s Morning Edition, or read about us in The NY Press, and in the Park Slope Patch. We were also covered on the evening news in NYC and China. Yes, Chinese national TV!

FELLAS: Finally, your chance to have women out of your league compete for your affections, even though you are pretty much broke.
LADIES:  Our Hundredaires will BUY YOU A DRINK, with real money not foodstamps, because you can’t buy booze with foodstamps unless the guy who works at your bodega is cool.

Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim - fellas and ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to 100matchmaker@gmail.com with this info:
* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)
* CURRENT PICTURE
* WHAT WAS YOUR BEST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT WAS YOUR WORST DATE EXPERIENCE
* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN YOUR IDEAL MAN

Guys, IF YOU GET PICKED, we will ask you to create a 2-minute video to be played at the show,  explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!

All entries must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.
Entries will be posted on our website: www.hundredaire.tumblr.com, but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not  

  • 2nd February
    2011
  • 02
I’m hosting two special rounds of speed dating for this event! If you are single and ready to get hot’n’heavy! It’s gonna be raging eligible hormones, ppl! Please repost or send the link around to your single friends! Purchase advance tickets here. FIPS and BK Hookup presentBK HOOKUP’S “WHO ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?” PRE-V-DAY DANCE PARTY! Are you hot? Single? Already depressed about Valentines Day? WELL, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! Cause FIPS, and the BK Hookup are back with a vengeance for their “Who Are the People In Your Neighborhood?” Pre-V-day Dance party! That’s right: not only will you be mixing and mingling with Brooklyn’s hottest single ladies-n-dudes, but you’ll even be able to figure out which dude or lady is the most geographically desirable. Cause, duh: who wants to deal with subway transfers for booty calls!? Local bakery Trois Pommes will be on hand to sell their Whoopie Pies (do you see what we did there????), and of course, we’ll have $3 Busch beers all night to provide you with an endless supply of liquid courage. DJ Car Stereo Wars is back by special request, and plans to spin his low down “dirty dancing” music allll niiiight looong. For a few folks REALLY serious about finding a Valentine before the big day, we have specially priced advance tickets for two rockin’ speed dating sessions, hosted by Jinners from Union Hall’s I Heart Nerds Speed Dating Night. If you purchase a ticket that includes a round of speed dating we will e-mail with more info about which speed dating session you’ll be in. From 7-8pm we’ll have delicious FREE Valentine’s Day cocktails provided by Solerno, the Italian Blood Orange Liqueur.

I’m hosting two special rounds of speed dating for this event! If you are single and ready to get hot’n’heavy! It’s gonna be raging eligible hormones, ppl! Please repost or send the link around to your single friends!

Purchase advance tickets here.

FIPS and BK Hookup present
BK HOOKUP’S “WHO ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?” PRE-V-DAY DANCE PARTY!

Are you hot? Single? Already depressed about Valentines Day? WELL, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! Cause FIPS, and the BK Hookup are back with a vengeance for their “Who Are the People In Your Neighborhood?” Pre-V-day Dance party!

That’s right: not only will you be mixing and mingling with Brooklyn’s hottest single ladies-n-dudes, but you’ll even be able to figure out which dude or lady is the most geographically desirable. Cause, duh: who wants to deal with subway transfers for booty calls!?

Local bakery Trois Pommes will be on hand to sell their Whoopie Pies (do you see what we did there????), and of course, we’ll have $3 Busch beers all night to provide you with an endless supply of liquid courage.

DJ Car Stereo Wars is back by special request, and plans to spin his low down “dirty dancing” music allll niiiight looong.

For a few folks REALLY serious about finding a Valentine before the big day, we have specially priced advance tickets for two rockin’ speed dating sessions, hosted by Jinners from Union Hall’s I Heart Nerds Speed Dating Night. If you purchase a ticket that includes a round of speed dating we will e-mail with more info about which speed dating session you’ll be in.

From 7-8pm we’ll have delicious FREE Valentine’s Day cocktails provided by Solerno, the Italian Blood Orange Liqueur.